Did you hear about the bar on the moon?  The drinks are terrific, but there’s no atmosphere.

from Michael Lewis, A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR…

A hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar.  The bartender stops them: “We don’t serve food here!”

from Michael Lewis, A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR…

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “What is this, a joke?”